- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Wheelchair high jump

Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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