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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

Black People

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

A guy was beet by his wife.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

a potato flew around my room

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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