Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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Your time.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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