I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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4-4-2

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Membean

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There's my tractor.

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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