Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

Yo momma so fat you have aids

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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