What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

i saw your mom, i said hi

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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