What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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