Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

Colby Michael Schluter

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

Lil' Wayne

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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