- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

One time I masturbated by myself

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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