What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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In that case you are probably a bit of an outcast as most girls of your beauty are, you know, you are that kind of girl that feels weird because when she got/gets on the buss EVERYONE stares at her, but nobody dares to say anything, right? And when you are hanging out for a drink or something guys stare at you, and go like "nah" which means "Nah she is too good to want me" and starts hitting on your friends instead. Oh and you also get a lot of rude comments from guys "auto disqualifying themselves" like using complements they know will backfire like "Hey wanna fuck sugart1ts? They do this so they can go home with their ego intact thinking "Hey I was tough enough to hit on her, but she turned out to be a bitch! So does any of this sound familiar?

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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bob saget

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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