- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

Whats an Anti Joke

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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