Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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Maturity is a virtue.

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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