What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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Neither does he.

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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Im cute hehehee

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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