What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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the WNBA

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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Maturity is a virtue.

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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