Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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I Have a Black Friend

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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tom pauling

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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Where do you live? In a house

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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why do you care?

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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You have cancer

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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