What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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tom pauling

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

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I Have a Black Friend

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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Jerry.

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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