Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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Dani barton= lovely

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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