- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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