What happened to Liam? He Died.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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the WNBA

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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