- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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