What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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This is not an anti joke.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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