there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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This is not an anti joke.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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