what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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