- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

this girl died

A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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