- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Matt is not funny.

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

Women.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

knock knock Labrinth come in

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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