- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

Punch line.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

WNBA

Are you a human?

Why? Whats wrong?

Your all fags

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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