The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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kkk

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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woman's rights

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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So a Dog walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of skotch, the bartender realizes he must be dreaming. At that very moment he realises he is in a lucid dream. Since this is the case he decides to murder his wife who is in bed right next to him as an expiriment. Since its a lucid dream it doesnt matter. Next he goes down to the fridge and pulls out some old pizza. He sits down for about half an hour eating it along with a box of tuis that also magically appeared in his fridge. Then he goes outside steals the neighbours car takes it for a ride to his Sister-In-Laws house who he has always wanted to root. He goes over breaks the window with his hand. The lucid dream feels so real to him because he pains from the glass in his hand and then he goes up stairs finds his sister-in-law sleeping so he hops into bed with her. At the same moment the police arrive because they followed him from his home were they recieved complants they heard him kill his wife. Everything starts to turn into a nightmare, so scared he trys to make himself wake up. However he cannot. This is not a lucid dream. This is reality. Pizza was in his fridge because he had it for dinner the night before, Beer did not magically appear. his wife had bought it when she went gorccery shopping. He killed his wife, then stole his neighbours car and attempted to rape his Sister-in-law. So now he is going to jail. And no lawyer wants to take up the case so this man is doomed. No hope at all of ever being a free man again

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The WNBA.

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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Lets go Yankees

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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