- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

religion.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

Obama

Penis.

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

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