What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

A Irish man walks our of a bar

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

knock knock. come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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