- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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