Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

Hearpin my durp

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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