Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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nba live 13

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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Hello

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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