Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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