What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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