- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

black guy graduating high school

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

Womens Rights.

Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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