Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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knock knock. come in.

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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