Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

Civil Rights.

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

Bean.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

i like turtals and kids

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

cancer

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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