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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Hi Jacob You cool

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

Butt Sex.

A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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