- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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