Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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A walrus walks into a bar

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

What's black and red all over? Half a cat

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

A black man says "ask" correctly.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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