- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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