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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

Butt Sex.

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

what's brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

Proof reading

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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