Why did the jew die Really...

Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

Womens rights.

So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

FUCK YOU NEVEN

Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

An boy with ADHD walks into a

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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