Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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pineapples

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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knock knock who's there no one

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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Potassium? K.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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