- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Dylan is a person

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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