why do you care?

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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YEAH THEY DO.

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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