A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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Get in the car.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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