Two english guys meet at work

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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Three bars walk into a Jew.

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Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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