- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

You are Nerochan right?

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

Today is May 18 2016.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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