- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

What causes floods? Too much water.

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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