- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

Romans rights.

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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