Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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I Have a Black Friend

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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Your mums a penis joke.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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a black guy a chinese guy a jewish guy and a gay guy are standing on a ledge. they are all ready to jump off and commit suicide. suddenly a basketball falls from the sky. the black guy is like oh shit that my bball. he cant resist, he jumps off the ledge, grabs the ball, spins in mid air, and shoots it through the window that they came out of. then he falls to his death. the other three guys are questioning whether they wanna actually kill themselves when all of a sudden a jiggly dildo flies past. the gay guy sees it, and he needs it in his butthole. he jumps off, grabs the dildo, shoves it in his ass, and falls to his death. the chinese and the jew are the last alive. they decide that they dont want to die and they start crawling back towards the window. then out of nowhere, two quarters and a nickel shoot up from the ground, right in front of them. the jew needs them. he jumps off the ledge and pockets the change. then he falls to his death. the chinese guy is the last one alive. he jumps off and falls to his death.

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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You have cancer

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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