- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

THIS IS an anti-joke.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

your mother hates you

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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