- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

Cheese stick

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

YEAH THEY DO.

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

A baby gets hit by a bus.

What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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