There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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I am a n1gger.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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