- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??