A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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