Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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we all know sammi has a penis

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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Anti Joke

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