What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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A white person at Harvard

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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Badgers are cool

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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whats 2+2? 4

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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Get in the car.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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