What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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I saw a poor man named rich

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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Why did you insult me and then punch me in the face? The hell if you care anymore, I killed you straight after. Neo-Nero. (Rest in peace Nero7 better known as The Moral Man, I hope I can one day live up to your greatness.) Moral: "Keep your spirits up, we are all going to die sometime, but life means nothing if we lose faith in ourselves and each other" Moral 2: "Nero Septimus, that will be my first and last moral that made a figment of fucking sense, if you are watching from whatever comes from life, I know that this is what you would have done, but just so you know and always wanted for us that followed you, I am doing this for my own goddamn fucking self, respects... Now if your ghost is still watching, get the fuck out of my room you damn cripple, and know that your arm is somewhere in the basement because its so goddamn bad ass that it fucking freaks me out, and so fucking heavy that I think you where some sort of superhuman, now gtfo, as you taught us, we cant focus on the goddamn afterlife, if we are gonna get the best out of life and the present, adios amigo"

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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