- Anti Joke

Here's a little diddy I wrote for One Direction: Now One Direction, don't forget that we all know About the antics that you pull at your own live shows Like you take your own lyrics and give 'em a swerve Now they either make no sense or make you sound like pervs And Liam, why you swiping cameras and phones? What you need a girl's number cause you're crusin alone? And another thing, it's a frickin spoon for God's sake What did this thing impale your puppy with a giant frickin stake? And so One Direction, we now all think That in about a year, y'all are gonna go NSYNC and disappear cause NSYNC isn't around any...aw you know!

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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Penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

Women Driving.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1