How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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Your all fags

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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Potassium? K.

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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