i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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my name is Jacob sartorious

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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