- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

A white person at Harvard

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

whats 2+2? 4

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Barack Obama

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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