- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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