- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

What's the deal with airline food?

do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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