- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

baskets

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

Butt Sex.

involved parents.

Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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