what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Your Mom.

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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Take off your shoes.

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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A women president

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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