- Anti Joke

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Why did you insult me and then punch me in the face? The hell if you care anymore, I killed you straight after. Neo-Nero. (Rest in peace Nero7 better known as The Moral Man, I hope I can one day live up to your greatness.) Moral: "Keep your spirits up, we are all going to die sometime, but life means nothing if we lose faith in ourselves and each other" Moral 2: "Nero Septimus, that will be my first and last moral that made a figment of fucking sense, if you are watching from whatever comes from life, I know that this is what you would have done, but just so you know and always wanted for us that followed you, I am doing this for my own goddamn fucking self, respects... Now if your ghost is still watching, get the fuck out of my room you damn cripple, and know that your arm is somewhere in the basement because its so goddamn bad ass that it fucking freaks me out, and so fucking heavy that I think you where some sort of superhuman, now gtfo, as you taught us, we cant focus on the goddamn afterlife, if we are gonna get the best out of life and the present, adios amigo"

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog