There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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Women's Rights.

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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