Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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*spongebob voice* 25

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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i like pie.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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i cant think of one.

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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