Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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hi corey

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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